Awards
Site Awards
Game Winner
You won with Elmo! We both win! ...or did you just win? For winning a site sanctioned game.
80 awarded
Forum Event Organizer
Kermit the Frog here, approving of your service to the site! For contributing to the organization of a sanctioned event, such as a Tennis Tourney, site contest, PoopCast, or the like.
60 awarded
Front Page Contributor
You've written the most remarkable words Big Bird has ever seen. For contributing writing for the news page.
72 awarded
Chewiki Contributor
One, two, three, the Count is proud of your work for the Chewiki! For making a major Chewiki contribution.
40 awarded
Site Patron
You've been kind enough to share your hard-earned treats with us. It's only fair we give you this medal! For monetary donations to the site.
135 awarded
Donation Sensation
Contribute over $100 USD to the site.
21 awarded
Veteran
Awarded to a user who has been Pooping since the year 2006.
12 awarded
Vanilliant
Join YouChew during the Vanilla period (June 4, 2007 to April 1st, 2008).
1,022 awarded
Moderator Service Medal
Big Boss salutes you as a true patriot. For moderator service, past or present.
34 awarded
Janitor's Mop
You are clean and serene. For serving as a Janitor.
12 awarded
Café Staff Service Medal
The few. The proud. The fucked. For being part of the Tennis Café Staff, past or present.
23 awarded
Chewstream Contributor
You really turned on Telly! Awarded for your numerous and frequent contributions of content to the Chewstream.
5 awarded
Chew Tee Mark
Rats off to ya! You're the proud owner of a YouChew T-shirt!
4 awarded
Strike None
Stay warn-free for at least one year.
1,296 awarded
Strike None Home Run
Remain warn-free for at least three years.
761 awarded
Strike None Grand Slam
Remain warn-free for at least five years.
483 awarded
Strike None Walk-Off Home Run
Remain warn-free for at least seven years.
299 awarded
Strike None Walk-Off Grand Slam
Remain warn-free for at least nine years.
152 awarded
Posting Achievements
What a Story, Mark
Compose 10,000 words of original literature (stories, poetry, etc) in the Writing and Literature section. Alternatively, write 10,000 words in blog entries.
29 awarded
Picturesque
Make 100 total contributions to image edit, Piknikk, or drawing threads in the Arts and Images section.
15 awarded
Freelancer
Contribute to art projects on the site or projects relating to site design.
18 awarded
Banneriffic
Create a banner that gets approved and put into rotation across the website.
101 awarded
Photopoop Winner
Congratulations are in order! Your edit is the highest voted edit for the month. Enjoy this medal and 10,000 Chewbucks!
6 awarded
Lagomorph Lover
[NO LONGER OBTAINABLE] Awarded to those who have loyally kept a Lagomorph in their signatures.
30 awarded
Secret Achievement
Awarded when the user does something unspecified. The unspecified event is random and always changing.
79 awarded
Super Secret Achievement
Awarded when the user does something unspecified. The unspecified event is random, always changing, and harder to earn than its blue counterpart.
2 awarded
Food Staff Cadet
For being a courageous soldier who braved fate to feed the beast
35 awarded
It Looks Like a Clarinet
Complete a gift for the YouTube Poop version of YouChew Secret Santa.
71 awarded
This Counts As a Present
Successfully participate in The YouChew Secret Santa Art Exchange
66 awarded
Disguise Enthusiast
You sure do love mischievous play, don't you? This is for 5 years of costumed participation in YouChew's Halloween Festivities.
70 awarded
Hollow Dr. Rabbit!
Creating a YouChew Easter basket for Easter
40 awarded
Lucario
Lucario (Awarded for having a Riolu/Lucario avatar during LucChew on August 19th)
103 awarded
Rabbid Invasion
BWAAAH!
19 awarded
Now You're Chewing With Power
Awarded for contributing to the YouChew Zine during the final days of YouChew. Thank you all!
34 awarded
Dub KING
For lending your voice to the Wand of Gamelon/Faces of Evil YouChew Dub
36 awarded
Blog Awards
Blogging Special
Have a blog entry of yours be featured.
76 awarded
Special Contests
Harrison Fordomination
Only the Harrisonest of the Fords receive this award by demonstrating how much they know about Harrison Ford during the Harrison Ford trivia game. This award goes to the winner of the trivia. Congratulations!
1 awarded
YouChews the Winner Consolation
Made it to the polls of any of the YouChews the Winner Awards, but did not win first or second.
120 awarded
YouChews the Winner Recipient
Winner of 1st place in any category of the YouChews the Winner Awards.
46 awarded
YouChews the Winner Runner-Up
Winner of 2nd place in any category of the YouChews the Winner Awards.
53 awarded
AHT Trivia Victor
You win the AHT Trivia. You win 25,000 points plus the night's prize.
3 awarded
AHT Trivia Event Winner
You win a trivia event during the AHT Trivia. You win 10,000 points.
4 awarded
Too Spoopy For YouChew
Get 1st, 2nd, or 3rd in the Spooky Poop Halloween contest
22 awarded
Spooky Poop Participant
Participate in the Spooky Poop Halloween contest
52 awarded
Ghostly Artist
Get 1st, 2nd, or 3rd in the Ghostly Art Halloween contest
18 awarded
Ghostly Art Participant
Participate in the Ghostly Art Halloween contest
43 awarded
Bone Rattling Chew-Or-Treater
Get 1st, 2nd, or 3rd in Chew-or-Treat
8 awarded
Chewloweiner
Participate in Chew-or-Treat
78 awarded
Readymader
For creating the laziest original character in the Donut Steel Lab Contest.
2 awarded
Straight Facts
For the best use of combining two characters in the Donut Steel Lab Contest
3 awarded
Best Overalls
Winning the best overall design in the Donut Steel Lab Contest.
2 awarded
Antagonist Artaviganza Entrant
For everyone who enters the competition. No matter what happens, your efforts are never in vain.
6 awarded
Antagonist Artaviganza Victor
For the top 3 entrants. Villain number one!
3 awarded
Antagonist Artaviganza Homage
For honorable mentions - Entries that were done well but did not end up in the top 3.
1 awarded
Book of Koridai
For drawing a Faces of Evil character during the Zelda CD-i Art Collab.
11 awarded
Wand of Gamelon
For drawing a Wand of Gamelon character during the Zelda CD-i Art Collab.
8 awarded
Pizza Time
Awarded to culinary visionaries who bake a pizza that's faithful to the YouChew Pizza Recipe. Please submit photo proof in the relevant thread, or in the 'Award Help Thread', for staff to verify.
15 awarded
Community Game Challenges
Sonic Warrior
Congratulations! This award goes to the fastest of the fast who has truly felt the need to go fast and to step it up. Awarded for placing first in Mushrooms' Sonic CD speedrun competition.
1 awarded
Blue Blur
Congratulations! Awarded for placing second in Mushrooms' Sonic CD speedrun competition.
1 awarded
Hasty Hedgehog
Congratulations! Awarded for placing third in Mushrooms' Sonic CD speedrun competition.
1 awarded
Sonic Boom
Congratulations! For placing fourth in Mushrooms' Sonic CD competition.
1 awarded
Gator Decimator
For placing 1st to 4th in the Wheel Gator Speed Run during the 2011 Festival.
4 awarded
Wi-Fi Warrior
Placing in a YouChew Smash Bros tournament
8 awarded
Harkinian League Champion
Place 1st in the Harkinian League fantasy tournament.
1 awarded
WELL DONE!
Achieved 101% completion in Donkey Kong 64 during a community challenge event. You can take that to the fridge.
12 awarded
Sonic Adventure 2: Beaten
Complete SA2 during a community challenge event.
17 awarded
Sonic Adventure 2: All-A Rank
Complete the difficult task of achieving all A-ranks in SA2 during a community challenge event.
5 awarded
Sonic Adventure 2: Chao Master
Complete the Chao Race challenge as part of a SA2 community challenge event.
4 awarded
Hedgehog Havoc: Cleared
Clear any classic Sonic title (Sonic 1-3/ & Knuckles, CD) during a SA2 community challenge event.
21 awarded
SHINE GET!
Complete Super Mario Sunshine with 120 Shine Sprites during a community challenge event.
13 awarded
Mario Madness
Complete any Mario game during a community challenge event to receive this award.
21 awarded
Mario Marathoner
Complete Super Mario 1,2,3, and World during a community challenge event.
11 awarded
Lost Leveler
For clearing the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2 (The Lost Levels) during a community challenge event.
9 awarded
Power Star Palaver
Clear Super Mario 64 with all 120 stars during a community challenge event.
9 awarded
Grandmaster of the Galaxy
For clearing either Super Mario Galaxy 1 OR 2...or both... with 120 stars during a community challenge event.
12 awarded
Thank You For Playing!
For completing Super Mario 1,2,3, World, 64, Sunshine, and Galaxy 1 & 2 during a community challenge event.
6 awarded
This Winner, That
For winning first place during a Mario Party netplay tournament.
1 awarded
Kart Krusader
For winning a Mario Kart 8 online tournament.
3 awarded
Hero of Winds
Complete The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker with all heart pieces during a community challenge event.
10 awarded
Polygonal Hero
Complete any main series 3D Legend of Zelda game during a community challenge event.
16 awarded
8-Bit Hero
Complete any main series 2D Legend of Zelda game during a community challenge event.
13 awarded
Triforce of Courage
Complete any Legend of Zelda game with minimum hearts during a community challenge event.
10 awarded
I Won!
Complete any Legend of Zelda game during a community challenge event.
11 awarded
Savior of Hyrule
You've done it all! Complete all of the Legend of Zelda challenges during a community challenge event.
5 awarded
Poopémon Master
Awarded to the champions of Youchew-sanctioned Pokémon competitions.
2 awarded
Prime Hunter
Finish Metroid Prime 1, 2, or 3 with 100% item completion during the Metroid Community Challenge.
8 awarded
For the Baby
Finish any other Metroid game with 100% item completion during the Community Challenge.
11 awarded
Shinespark Elite
Get a speed run ending in any Metroid game during the Community Challenge.
9 awarded
Metroid Can Crawl
Complete any Metroid game at all during the Community Challenge.
13 awarded
Sequence Broken
Perform a sequence break in any Metroid game during the Community Challenge.
12 awarded
See You Next Mission
Complete all of the previous Metroid challenges.
7 awarded
I've Got Guts
Complete any Mega Man game outside of 1-10 and X1-X8 during the Community Challenge.
11 awarded
Whomp Wily
Complete three Mega Man classic series games during the Community Challenge.
14 awarded
Mega Marathon Man
Complete all ten Mega Man classic series games during the Community Challenge.
9 awarded
Enuhgee Wesources
Complete Mega Man X4, X5, or X6 with all upgrades during the Community Challenge.
9 awarded
What Are You Fighting For?
Complete Mega Man X4 using Zero during the Community Challenge.
9 awarded
BU-BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND! WOO!
Defeat Flame Hyenard in Mega Man X7 with no damage taken during the Communty Challenge.
8 awarded
Street Sweeper
Acquire the Hadouken in Mega Man X and the Shoryuken in Mega Man X2 during the Community Challenge.
9 awarded
Maverick Hunter
Complete all eight Mega Man X series games during the Community Challenge.
7 awarded
Videos Achievements
Poop Upstart
Submit 5 videos to the showroom.
826 awarded
Poop Junior
Submit 25 videos to the showroom.
248 awarded
Poop Veteran
Submit 50 videos to the showroom.
124 awarded
Poop Master
Submit 100 videos to the showroom.
46 awarded
Quality Poop
Accumulate 40 5-star ratings.
64 awarded
Poop Milestone I
Complete all the above achievements, and you'll earn 50,000 points.
26 awarded
Poop of the Month
Have a Poop you make come in first on the Top 10 at the end of the month (must be a poop you made; not from the Recommended Showroom).
168 awarded
Runner Up
Have a Poop you make come in #2 - #10 overall on the Top 10 at the end of the month (must be a poop you made; not from the Recommended Showroom).
305 awarded
Poop Deity
Submit 200 videos to the showroom.
8 awarded
Awesome Quality Poop
Accumulate 90 5-star ratings.
18 awarded
The Poop Scoop
For having a poop featured in a recommended Poops of the Month article.
62 awarded
Poop Milestone II
Complete all the above video achievements (includes Poop of the Month and Runner Up).
1 awarded
Purple Heart
You've lost your YouTube account to the war of copyright. This medal is to honor your memory.
32 awarded
Shop Achievements
Got to Have It
Obtain one million Chewbucks on hand.
62 awarded
Moneybags
Obtain two million Chewbucks on hand.
16 awarded
Whacker Wilson
You posted like crazy! Now you're loaded! (with 5 million Chewbucks.)
2 awarded
Enough Rubies
Purchase at least 5 each of Lamp Oil, Rope, and Bombs and it's yours, my friend!
49 awarded
The Birds Are Obsessed With Money
Buy every item in the shop. (Wearing a mushroom wig optional.)
6 awarded
Penniless
Whether through frivolous spending or donation, you went for broke, and reached broke.
21 awarded
A Griswald Family Christmas
For obtaining all of the standard Ornament items and making your Christmas tree the best in the neighborhood.
34 awarded
One Horse Open Tree
For obtaining all available Christmas ornaments
18 awarded
Deck the Halls with Dinner
Purchase and leave out food for both Santas (Robotnikclaus and Grinch)
34 awarded
I Heart You
Purchase some Candy Hearts from the Candy Barrel and distribute one each to five members.
46 awarded
Guess Who Likes You
Someone liked you enough to send you a Candy Heart or other confectionery good they purchased from the Candy Barrel.
45 awarded
I Want Candy
Obtain one each of Sugars and Starches, The Sweet Can, Coconut Cream Pie, and Chocolate Covered Cock, bring it all to 612 Wharf Avenue (or send it to a mod/admin, whichever is easier), and you get to meet M.C. Pee Pants! ... in award form.
27 awarded
I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN!
Collect 45 unique Candy Hearts.
29 awarded
Trading Card Game Awards
Knave of Tiles
Collect all 60 Bronze cards
78 awarded
Queen of Clubs
Collect all 30 Silver cards
50 awarded
King of Hearts
Collect all 10 Gold cards
38 awarded
Ace of Spades
Collect all 100 cards in total
37 awarded
Joker
Contribute to the Trading Card Series
15 awarded
Tennis Achievements
Tennis Athlete
Complete 5 Poop Tennis matches.
151 awarded
Master of the Racquet
Complete 10 Poop Tennis matches.
95 awarded
Tennis Mega-Fuck
Complete 25 Poop Tennis matches.
31 awarded
For the Thrill of the Game
Complete 50 Poop Tennis matches.
11 awarded
Live to Tennis
Complete 100 Poop Tennis matches.
2 awarded
Tennis Fuck Choice Award
Once a month, each member of the Tennis Cafe Staff may issue this medal to the players of a match which he or she feels highlights the month.
15 awarded
Robo-Racquet
Complete 5 multi-way Tennis matches. These are matches involving three or more participants.
20 awarded
Tennis Tourney Achievements
Tennis Tourney Winner
Kicking ass and taking names in a surrealist game in which no one actually wins. You're first among equals. For winning a sanctioned Tennis Tourney.
15 awarded
Tourney Athlete
Complete 10 Poop Tennis matches in sanctioned tourneys.
16 awarded
Poop Tennis Season Player
Compete in the Poop Tennis season.
44 awarded
Windows Movie Master
Win the Windows Movie Master tourney.
1 awarded
Poop Tennis Season Champion
Come in first place in the Poop Tennis Season.
5 awarded
WMM Tourney Player
Compete in the Windows Movie Master tourney.
15 awarded
Kindly Substitute
You filled in for someone during a Tennis Tournament. The match, fans, and staff all thank you for keeping things running smoothly!
2 awarded
Tennis Variant Achievements
Doubles Athlete
Complete 5 Poop Tennis Doubles matches.
2 awarded
Doubles Master
Complete 10 Poop Tennis Doubles matches.
0 awarded
Poop Duelist
Complete 5 Poop Duels.
1 awarded
Collaboration Achievements
Avid Collaborator
Participate in 10 successful collaborations.
77 awarded
Master Collab Organizer
Organize 5 successful collaborations.
19 awarded
Rabble Rouser
Organize a successful collab with at least 10 participants, with videos amounting to a total of at least 15 minutes in length.
47 awarded
Riot Inciter
Organize a successful collab with at least 20 participants, with videos amounting to a total of at least 30 minutes in length.
27 awarded
Revolutionist
Organize a successful collab with at least 30 participants, with videos amounting to a total of at least 60 minutes in length.
15 awarded
Other
Test Medal
Awarded for testing a new feature for the site.
16 awarded
Technical Service Medal
Cheers, Engineer. We salute you for your help to keep the site running. For technical contributions to the site.
8 awarded
Forum to Flesh
Render material assistance to the site, organize a face-to-face meeting with a person you met through the forum, or otherwise participate in forum activities outside the internet (in the real world). [Subject to staff discretion.]
84 awarded
Flesh to Forum
Refer a real life friend to join YouChew. Just don't lock their head in a freezer.
15 awarded
Milestone Master
Earn at least 20 awards to have this prestigious medal in your ownership.
90 awarded
Milestone Marauder
You're a real glutton for recognition. Earn yourself a whopping 50 medals to obtain this hefty award.
7 awarded
Chew Poopremacist
Earn every medal pertaining to video uploads, one-on-one tennis matches, and collabs and this prestigious and poopy medal is yours.
0 awarded