Mystery Chef

As this strip was unfinished, the vagaries of the mystery chef's "chocalate" covered burrito will forever remain a mystery. I can't even begin to speculate on what he would've tried cooking after the burrito, though I imagine it would've been sourced from the same stock prop sheet the rest of his food came from.

I like to think the recipe shown here is the finished recipe, and the "chocalate" is whatever you want it to be. If you want to go out of your way to torture yourself, here's a makeshift recipe I made from this unfinished one. I'll edit this annotation with results whenever I get around to subjecting myself to it:

You will need: Enough salad to make a makeshift burrito wrap

Three corn cobs (probably overkill? Maybe substitute canned corn.)

A sauce of your choice (A1, ketchup, marinara, salsa, Hershey's syrup, the sky's the limit)

Boil or otherwise warm up the corn, and find some way to wrap it in the salad. Don't use creamed corn, unless you like suffering. Drench the corn in your selected "sauce" and mourn for the doomed universe we live in.

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